I don’t find Amy Schumer’s jokes funny. I don’t write stand up so im not gonna be harsh but her jokes annoy me. They’re just one liners with a lot of umm’s in between.

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”